Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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