So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I want her autograph on my taint
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Randomize
