Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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