I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
