Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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