break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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