at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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