I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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