Christians are straight up FREAKS
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
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