For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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