so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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