She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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