love makes seman taste better
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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