Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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