Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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