Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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