TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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