Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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