He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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