sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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