Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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