My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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