It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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