Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Two words: blizzard sex
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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