We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
We just shotgunned beers for America
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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