We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
