Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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