I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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