I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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