Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
