What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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