Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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