Joe is yelling at the trees again.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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