Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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