What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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