I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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