There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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