Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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