She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Randomize