so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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