Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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