Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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