the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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