Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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