I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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