So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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