wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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