I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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