We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
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