don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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