jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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