vagina is talking i cant
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Randomize
