I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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